Archive for May 18th 2006

“Impress You”

When you’re speaking to me While we’re taking a walk I always find myself Just waiting to talk I can’t help but impress you with places I go Like my voyage to Spain with Mr. So-and-so I can’t help but impress you with things that I don’t know You say you’ve heard a band That sounds really nice Well let me tell you I’ve already seen them twice You found a stray kitten While mowing the lawn To all of these stories I just have to yawn I can’t help but impress you with places I go Like my voyage to Rome with Mr. So-and-So I can’t help but impress you with things that I don’t know Sure you my have wrestled ‘gainst a Florida ‘gator But I don’t think you have an original Darth Vader They say I’ve got nothing That I’m all bark and no bite If you think I’m wrong Then I’ll tell you that I’m right I can’t help but impress you with places I go Like my voyage to Mars with Mr. So-and-So I can’t help but impress you with things that I don’t know